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if i had a boyfriend who asked me to call him daddy no word of a lie i’d just pack my bags and leave silently in the night fuck that
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i really hate it when people use the zodiac to justify certain actions like i don’t care if you’re a virgo cindy you’re being a bitch
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parents gone for the night
you know what that means
*lets in stray cats*
party time

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If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
You should volunteer as tribute, you evil genius
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if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again